i cant believe that is literally beyoncé’s face as she is plummeting off a building
i am laying down in bed with a double chin
"ur bra strap is showing" u say
children begin to scream
tears r streaming down my face
my parents disown me and sell me to a shady, moustached man for three goats
no one can ever kno i wear a bra
Based gordon ramsay.
Teacher: You may listen to your music quietly
Don’t let the media warp your perception of beauty. Beauty is pizza.
I think the source is probably a dark corner of hell, really
I ACCIDENTALLY JUST SAID “THIS EPISODE” INSTEAD OF “TODAY”
you just broke your own fourth wall
one time i referred to my freshman year as “season one”
occupation: the family disappointment
the family disappointment
An internal monologue by Dean Winchester
i only made this 2 days ago notes what
This is why you are so loved, Mr. Depp.
Most idolised person by teenagers gets us
Johnny Depp gets it.
He never stops amazed me.
im gonna reblog this everytime i see it okay bye
LIKE I’VE BEEN SAYIN THIS SINCE FOREVER
WHO IS THAT GIRL?!!
I think it’s Thor’s daughter in the future….. Maybe?
Its supposed to be Sigyn, the Goddess of Fidelity who, in norse mythology, is a beautiful blond woman who is Loki’s faithful wife. In the marvel universe, because she is in the comics a bit, She was meant to marry another warrior named Theoric, but Loki wanted her very much so he killed Theoric in the forest, disguised himself as the warrior and married Sigyn. When the truth came out, Odin wanted to punish Loki and Annul the marriage, but Sigyn remained loyal and so they were allowed to be together and she earned her title as Goddess of Fidelity.
She is always loyal to him, even when he pushes her away. The only myth that really includes her is when Loki is being punished by being tied down under a snake that drops poison from its fangs onto Loki, but Sigyn sits beside him and catches the poison in a bowl to save her husband who she loves.
Im 99.8% sure thats who the girl in this comic is supposed to be.
Finish this christmas song! Dashing through the
supermarket hurredly, i need to find syrup. i need all the syrup i can buy. enough to fill 4 bathtubs. im going to cover myself in syrup and slide around the ground to acheive maximum velocity. get ready world im coming your way fast
…laughing all the way.